Why did the teen cross the road? To get to the other ride.
Why did the teen spill her orange juice? It was like spilling the beans.
Why did the teen go to the bathroom? For a groom.
Why did the teen go to school? So she wouldn't die like a foo'.
Why wasn't the teen cool? Because she wasn't in the poo'.
Why was the teen's hair in curls? Because she was no angel.
Why was the teen's hair naturally curly? She had sense of rythem.
Why did the teen draw? To see her reflection.
Why did the child live in a sand castle? Because she was already on the beach.
Why did the child hold a hot dog? Because she was too cool.
Where did the teen go to school in junior high? In prism bars.
What was the teen's 1st date? August of 08
What was the teen's secret wish? El-a-tion!
Who was the teen's favorite person? El-le-en!
What did the teen really want to do? Have a fix with her *real* friend.
What was the teen's favorite dream? The un-scene, that is, a foreboding of what wasn't yet to come.
Who did the teen meet? A real loafer.
What did the teen say? Come on over!
How old was the teen? Old enough to count on you.
What did the teen say to Tim? I like him!
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I guess I got mad today. I liked doing this, but let's see if I can think of some different jokes, for now.
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So, a teenager walks into a bar room and sees Ellen and Tim. What does she do? She fleas!
So, a teenager goes to school and decides on an elective. What is it? Something political.
A tween goes to work for 2 hours a day. What does she say? You're all gonna pay!
The tween has a blog. What does she type? Directions to her "home" room.
A tween stays at an inn. What does she eat? Something that swims.
A tween goes to her hotel room. What does she do, first|then? Makes herself at home.
A tween goes to Disney World. What is her favorite thing? The ride at Animal Kingdom.
A tween goes to the Magic Kingdom and enters the Tikki Tikki Tikki Tikki Tikki Room. It's like a parade of light!
A tween goes on a roller coaster. She shuts her eyes and falls asweep.
A tween walks in the snow in December. She only wishes she weren't really in a lake... At least it's not fake. Oh well, next year, there'll be a remake. Even a cake. A piece you can take..
A tween reflects on herself. She realizes she's only a figment of the imagination.
A tween goes to Paris. She gets some ice cream. She slurps it up.
A tween goes swimming. She reaches for what's to come.