Showing posts with label 2TheEllenShow. Show all posts
Showing posts with label 2TheEllenShow. Show all posts

Thursday, November 29, 2012

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Not too too long after coming home from college, well maybe a year and a 1|2, a guy from Texas called me from MySpace, I think.  Already, he was preaching hatred at me.  I wasn't even at IMDb, yet, nor probably any other forum, other than on MySpace and Facebook.  So, I didn't get on until ... Hm. 200 ... 7.  :)  I probably shouldn't have given out my location nor posted pictures of me in weird settings.  I really wanted to get a portrait for my profile picture.  Anyway, I talked to this guy a long time.  Some other guy, I think a guy from New Zealand, a Kiwi, called me, who moved to Florida.  I think Western Florida but not Southwestern Florida.  He was a year younger and kept calling me, was a little fat.  IMed me sometimes.  No one really IMs me.  I put my IM on the police forum.  When I was at Eurasian Nation, they kicked me out and tried to talk to me about it on IM.  I was kicked out of so many places.  I didn't really do anything.  They just said like stuff like I was weird or I got mad at people who were pointedly insulting me, old members, which happened on the old Eurasian Nation, I know.

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You know it's funny I don't remember how things were in the New Orleans area, though I assume they are the same.  This kinda woke me up when they said, "Hey, sexy lady!"  It reminded me of all the crazy things they do at martial arts or that martial arts schools must do, in general.

That was pretty funny, kept waking me up.  Not sure what's going on.

Whenever I move, I'm totally knocked out.  I did more back to Florida and have visited Saint Augustine, the oldest continuing city in the U.S.  However, when I go to Fort Lauderdale, where my aunts used to both live and one still lives there, it's not the same.  It's like I had a period of my life where I wasn't as European, since going up to see my grandma, though that's the one baby picture I have up.  I was dressed in attractive colors.

I just don't understand why I was always instilled with a sense of not deserving respect|what I want.  My brother also had Chinese-influenced features that seemed like sorta rubbed in.

It's funny I looked more Asian than anything but not in a squinty way, just like a plastered look when I was younger but oily or something.  Not too much like some people.

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That just made me think of people who had an Asian mom.  I see all these Eurasian people who look so Asian.  I think it was a mix of people with Asian moms or dads, but I am not sure.  Many look totally Asian and very Asian, more than Asians.  Some of them have kind of a box figure with a lot of tight things going on in their body and like really squinty eyes and dead skin, very complex and unpleasurable in a human|white way that you used to think of.  I'm not sure how these people are doing today, probably not feeling a lot.  Full Asians feel better.

I know most people are interested in Asian stuff, but I feel my mom put a guard on me because she's Chinese Indonesian from maybe 600 years ago.  However, I don't really care about Asian stuff...  Who would?  So, during Katrina, everyone went to Texas and there was this girl there with straight white, probably highlighted or bleached hair.  She was reclining on a bench saying with mouth like dropping wide open, "go to the store."  Well, it was really surprising and stimulating, but I guess you'd expect it from her.  Wait, why did I say that, did I forget to type something?

So, anyway, here's this video of a Japanese dance I was supposed to participate in.  There's another video out there somewhere of a girl I heard singing in New Orleans, wait, from Louisiana, in Mississippi, where she got fatter like her parents.  She was singing "The Ash Grove," but here she was doing a Japanese solo with some girls.  So, you'll notice the girl in the back of the first video with white hair.  I was actually thinner than her, but I looked a lot like her.  A lot of people were seeming different.  It reminds me of Youth Group when we went to pick berries and people were complaining, younger people, and they all seemed mad at me for reveling in it for my reputation.  What actually happened was they were irritating the leader and ruining it, but then it seemed they would stop.

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Tuesday, November 27, 2012

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So, nice show.  You seem to be doing well.  I'm having a hard time delving into your|the fans..

So, I had a bad day, but I just noticed you were lonely and thought I'd post a reaction to your show, in general.  Hm, why did I have a bad day?  Well, I went to the mental hospital, and suddenly everyone knew I called someone the n word (the word nigger..)  However, I did bad after that happened, as well.  I kept feeling disturbed for failing in college but not on purpose, at least not pointedly.  I thought my life was an experiment and people stopped treating me the same and I felt different.  I was told to expect a great experience.  So, the world was fake.  At least my experience.  More to say, but I'm too tired.  I mean, it was like I couldn't have been happy.

Well, with that, I'll go, go to bed, I will..  :?

#ClassicJokeTuesday

Why did the teen cross the road? To get to the other ride.

Why did the teen spill her orange juice? It was like spilling the beans.

Why did the teen go to the bathroom? For a groom.

Why did the teen go to school? So she wouldn't die like a foo'.

Why wasn't the teen cool? Because she wasn't in the poo'.

Why was the teen's hair in curls? Because she was no angel.

Why was the teen's hair naturally curly? She had sense of rythem.

Why did the teen draw? To see her reflection.

Why did the child live in a sand castle? Because she was already on the beach.

Why did the child hold a hot dog? Because she was too cool.

Where did the teen go to school in junior high? In prism bars.

What was the teen's 1st date? August of 08

What was the teen's secret wish? El-a-tion!

Who was the teen's favorite person? El-le-en!

What did the teen really want to do? Have a fix with her *real* friend.

What was the teen's favorite dream? The un-scene, that is, a foreboding of what wasn't yet to come.

Who did the teen meet? A real loafer.

What did the teen say? Come on over!

How old was the teen? Old enough to count on you.

What did the teen say to Tim? I like him!

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I guess I got mad today.  I liked doing this, but let's see if I can think of some different jokes, for now.

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So, a teenager walks into a bar room and sees Ellen and Tim.  What does she do?  She fleas!

So, a teenager goes to school and decides on an elective.  What is it?  Something political.

A tween goes to work for 2 hours a day.  What does she say?  You're all gonna pay!

The tween has a blog.  What does she type?  Directions to her "home" room.

A tween stays at an inn.  What does she eat?  Something that swims.

A tween goes to her hotel room.  What does she do, first|then?  Makes herself at home.

A tween goes to Disney World.  What is her favorite thing?  The ride at Animal Kingdom.

A tween goes to the Magic Kingdom and enters the Tikki Tikki Tikki Tikki Tikki Room.  It's like a parade of light!

A tween goes on a roller coaster.  She shuts her eyes and falls asweep.

A tween walks in the snow in December.  She only wishes she weren't really in a lake...  At least it's not fake.  Oh well, next year, there'll be a remake.  Even a cake.  A piece you can take..

A tween reflects on herself.  She realizes she's only a figment of the imagination.

A tween goes to Paris.  She gets some ice cream.  She slurps it up.

A tween goes swimming.  She reaches for what's to come.